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HOMEPAGE
CLIENT: NEW HAMPSHIRE LIQUOR COMMISSION
60-SECOND RADIO SPOT -- SEPTEMBER 1998
"Skiing" (:60)

MUSIC:
(Alpine ski theme, up and under.)

SFX:
(Low murmur of ski lift.)

MAYNARD VO:
Hi, friends. Dave "Jean-Claude" Maynard here, riding the ski lift up--and I mean way up--to one of those wicked black diamond slopes in New Hampshire.

Man, look at that view! I must be a couple thousand feet off the ground. And I cannot wait to ski.


SFX:
(Lift grinds ominously to a halt.)

MAYNARD VO:
Well, maybe I can.

While I'm up here waiting for the rescue team, let's talk about something else that'll give you a lift: the terrific apres-ski shopping at New Hampshire State Liquor & Wine Outlets. What bargains! Pretty much any wine, spirit, liqueur or cordial you can think of. All at low prices. And all
tax-free.

SFX:
(Wind begins to blow fiercely.)

MAYNARD VO:
There are nearly 70 locations. So you'll always find a State Liquor & Wine Outlet within shouting distance of your ski lodge ... and if this chair keeps swaying I think I'll be doing some shouting of my own.

SFX:
(Helicopter approaching.)

MAYNARD VO:
Well, there's my ride. This is Dave Maynard on the slopes, reminding you to give your spirits a lift in New Hampshire.


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